Currently in blogging constipation mode, so what better topic to talk about than shit? Copied from here.

Which have you the fortune of not experiencing? Have not experienced nos. 2, 6, 7, 8, 15, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 27, and 28.

Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you’ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family…

1. Ghost Shit
You know you’ve shit. There’s shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.

2. Teflon Coated Shit
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don’t feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!

3. Gooey Shit
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass…

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